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No matter how good of an idea you think it may be, below are some of the things you should NOT do while drunk:
– Call, text, IM or contact someone of the opposite sex. Trust me, if it’s that important/cool it can wait til the morning when you’re sober
– Same deal with emailing, blogging or twittering. Really, not as smart as you may think
– Walking outside naked. I think this one is self-explanatory
– Bringing a random person back to your house. Hopefully, you got this one out of your system in college. It’s the adult equivalent of taking candy from strangers
– Trying out bondage sex toys on yourself. The likelihood of tying yourself up and getting stuck while sober is high. So, while drunk, the likelihood is very high
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