My Fantasy World

Here’s a few things that would happen in my Fantasy World:

  • – Criss Angel would be fired / removed from the script. He’d also have to pay his half of the contract plus all the money lost becasue of his screwups. Or, maybe he could tragically die during one of his tricks. You know, like actually get sawed in half.
  • – Douchebags would be fired and the people who actually did their jobs got to keep ’em
  • – Illness and coughing would be non-existent
  • – My guts wouldn’t have shit for brains
  • – I’d have a masseuse on call 24/7

Yep, nice and simple. Really, all I want is #1, but #2-#5 would be nice too.

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