I’m curious what goes through the male brain when some of the below phrases are uttered. Have they been successful in the past? Do they really think a woman, besides a hooker, will say, “yes”?
Below are just a few of my favorite sketchy phrases:
- “Hi. You look hot. Can we have sex?” This message is often found in your MySpace inbox, Twitter Direct Messages, etc. Has this ever gotten the desired response? Seriously, what’s the point?
- Bartender serves you drinks and dinner by saying, “Here you go piggy.” After his shift ends, he swings by to chat and leans in to kiss you. Really? I don’t think “piggy” is a compliment in any language, so no, I will not be reciprocating your kiss or giving you my number. Don’t act surprised.
- Man walks by, grabs a breast and says, “I bet my friends they were real. Clearly, I won. Wanna f*ck in the bathroom?” Ummmm, NO. I’ll be using Escape Route #1 thank-you-very-much.
- “Hey baby, grab a friend and let’s have a threesome!” There are two times when this phrase is okay: (a) you’re married, you’ve talked about spicing up your sex life and you’ve set ground rules (b) you’ve dated for awhile and want to have some fun. Any other time, the chances of you have a threesome is minimal. The chances of you making girl #1 feel worthless? High. The chances of you having sex whatsoever? Low.
- All the men who post in Craig’s List Casual Encounters. Do women legitimately respond? If so, did the men really take them up on it?
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