5 Lessons Learned

One of my favorite quotes is:

There’s no Right and Wrong, only Fun and Boring.

With that in mind, you can only imagine some of the lessons I learned this year:

That whip cream bikini in Varsity Blue’s looks sexy as hell. Reality? Without shaving cream (what was actually used), it’s hard to reproduce. Unless, you’re laying completely still or don’t move. I try this one at least once a year, usually after watching Varsity Blues. It’s high in the laugh factor but low in the sexiness factor.
Bondage toys should not be practiced on yourself while alone.
I actually like cuddling. Yeah, I know, I just threw up in my mouth too
Drinking with the President of your company? Be careful.
Ask me to hop on a plane the day before? I’m there. Ask me to hop on a plane three weeks in advance? Never gonna do it. The Lesson? I spend a crapload on airline tickets.

Posted by Vegasbab on December 29th, 2008 Posted in Fun