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I’m always experimenting with something. This post happens to be part of the 10 Guys, 10 Drinks, 10 Weeks experiment. You can see the others here. Enjoy the laughs, I sure am!
Guy #5. Drink #5. Week #5. This was the makeup date from Jay’s (not his real name) Week #4 cancellation. The night started and ended at Cabo Wabo, with lots of little boobs in between. I had tickets to see the topless show, Jubilee and had decided that Jay would be the perfect companion. Little did I know that my tickets were first table, center stage. No joke. I could seriously reach out and touch the dancers and feathers from the costumes that continually floated down onto our table. And yes, the seating situation certainly made for an awkward few moments and some good laughs.
The drink? Pineapple Mango Mojitos. Sweet and satisfying, but too sugary to ever be anything but a fling. The boy? Recently divorced. Like in the we-just-filed-paperwork-two-weeks-ago-and-I’m-officially-single-as-of-yesterday recent. Other than the minor hiccup of him feeling completely lost and not knowing what he wants with life, aka the MO for recently divorced people, the date was a blast. Albeit, it was the kind of blast you have with a friend. You know, the kind of time you have with the guy that says all the right things, at exactly the right time, but he means nothing to you kind of way.
All in all, Jay’s the guy you keep tucked tightly away in your back pocket. He’s the perfect companion for any adventure, expect the ones you have in your bedroom
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