Brand Loyalty = Bullsh*t

Dear Client, That thing about altering a person’s brand loyalty is bullshit. That’s right, I said it. Sorry to crush all your hopes. If the BDA’s tell you otherwise, they’re LYING to you.For the majority of products, especially those only thought about on a semi-regular basis- i.e. travel, paint, etc.- brand loyalty can be thrown […]

The Web Steaker

This guy will streak across the website of your choice. The upside? He’s cute and pink; unlike most streakers out there. Not quite sure what it has to do with Vodafone though… kinda like Office Max’s “Elf Yourself viral campaign. I think Colle McVoy did a much better job of aligning Atmosphere with a viral […]

Creative Advertising

I’ve had these ads forwarded to me about half a dozen times, but I still enjoy looking at them. Great examples of when all departments actually played nicely and COMMUNICATED with each other to not only design the right creative but also choose the appropriate medium and location.

Criss Angel, How I Love Thee – NOT!

Oh, how I wish I could do this in real life. But, alas I think I’d get in trouble, so this Beating Card from Faber vs. Pulver will have to do.

Brand Loyalty

Setting: Bar Me: Do you have Bud Select? Bartender: No, how about Michelob? Me: Uk, Ok. [Camera pans to Bud Light] Me: You have Bud Light?! Why didn’t you say so? Bartender: [utterly confused] ummm, I thought you said Bud Select. Bud Light is nothing like Bud Select. Guy with Me: It’s all about BRAND […]

Go Green

Cool contest on Facebook to promote campaign. Some really great pictures.

Playboy Forever

That’s it. This ad and PS3 will make any man a “Playboy Forever”. You know, especially with a SMALL thumb for a penis. Even the most obsessive gamer wouldn’t trade his penis for a thumb. News flash: The penis isn’t losing popularity anytime soon! Congrats to the geniuses that came up with this one AND […]

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Just like the birthday suit, but way better. AND it only costs $100.

Tell it Like it is

Courtesy of Dear Jane Sample. I think I’ll wear this EVERY TIME I’m presented a brief from Sucky Agency Extraordinaire.

LOVE/hate

Still madly and insanely in love with the New Balance LOVE/hate campaign. Running’s Hot Friend, Victory:

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