Happy Thanksgiving

The reason why everyone is thankful for alcohol at Thanksgiving

Shopping at Whole Foods

Before a few months ago, I rarely, if ever, shopped at Whole Foods. Expensive, pretentious and too “green” were the terms that came to mind and I certainly wasn’t shopping at a place like that. But then, their CEO John Mackey wrote an Op-Ed piece in the Wall Street Journal. The key word is Op-Ed […]

Seriously Healthy

This cold and flu season intrigues me. For the first time ever, employers are taking people getting and being sick seriously. For the first time, employers are encouraging workers to stay home if sick. To me, it’s an interesting dynamic and a shift in mindsets across the board. Having a grizzly swim coach, it’s been […]

Happy Birthday To Me

Happy Birthday to me. There’s only one thing I want this year. A girl can always dream, right?

Can’t Wait

I can almost taste the pure bliss. I just have to last a tiny bit longer before feeling like the kids in this video:

Happy Birthday Internet

Apparently, today marks the 40th birthday of the Internet. Hehe… ’69 was it’s birth year. Maybe that’s why Porn is so popular

7,862,400 Seconds

If I’m lucky, my hell will be over in 7,862,400 seconds. I’m counting down every one. Unfortunately, I’ll have a nice reminder of my mistake for years to come.

If Only

If only I could turn back time. If only I knew now what I didn’t know then. Well? I would have NEVER even looked at the path I’m down now. For the first time in my life, I 100%, absolutely regret the decision I made. Cheers to living in hell.

Are You Kidding

I spent all day moving my blog and reformatting everything… only to have the feeds redirect. WTF.

The Email I Can't Send

It’s been burning inside me for weeks. I can’t do it. I want to. I can’t. The angel on my left says, “Don’t”. The devil on my right says, “Do It.” I’ve re-written it a hundred times, a hundred ways. My mind is very strong. My heart? It screams, “Please.” My body? It’s developed a painful […]

  • Anal Organization

  • Oldies But Goodies

  • More Stuff

  • Nonsense Notes