Keyboard for Blondes

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Sketchy Phrases

I’m curious what goes through the male brain when some of the below phrases are uttered. Have they been successful in the past? Do they really think a woman, besides a hooker, will say, “yes”? Below are just a few of my favorite sketchy phrases: “Hi. You look hot. Can we have sex?” This message […]

Why Did the Turkey Cross the Road?

It was the chicken’s day off! Happy Turkey Day! Hope it’s a great one.

Marketing Defined

An oldie, but one of those email forwards I still love. Thanks to The Girl Riot for this one! You go to a party and see a sexy girl across the room. You go up to her and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed, what about it?” That’s Direct Marketing. You go to a party and see […]

What Your Title Really Means

What your title really means: Executive Assistant: You hold the keys to the kingdom. Milk it for all its worth. Manager: Honestly, do you really manage anything? This is for the people who have surpassed the Account Executive-esque titles, but are still a LONG step away from being a Director. This title is also for […]

Avoid Death by Corporate Ladder

David Armano’s newest picture, The Corporate Social Media Curve, made me chuckle as I’ve seen this all too often. However, I’ve discovered an easy way to avoid this curve… educate and excite. If you have to involve legal folks, old school PR people and IT, then there’s only one way to get everyone on board. […]

The Best of

God, I love Entourage. I love it (and Ari Gold) so much that I’m actually posting a video that’s longer than a minute and a half. Even more surprising, I actually watched all nine minutes of some favorite lines and scenes by the infamous Ari Gold.

The Conference Woman

Since I wrote about the Conference Man, it’s only fair that I write about the Conference Woman; I don’t want to seem sexist or anything like that. Like men, women love conferences for basically the same reasons – free booze, getting egos stroked, escaping from an overbearing boss, oh yeah, and maybe learning a few new things. […]

The Conference Man

We all love work conferences. They are an excuse to drink lots of alcohol, say funny things, get out of the office on the company’s dime and maybe learn a thing or two. So, what does the conference going male look like? Let’s breakdown some of the most infamous types: The Liar. Hello! We all work in interactive marketing. […]

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