Accidental Advertising?

Just imagine if every world record during the Olympic Trials and Olympics is broken by a swimmer wearing Speedo’s new LZR Racer. That could possibly be the best advertising ever, even with all of the controversy. Hell, I might even go out and buy the $550 suit for shits and giggles… it’s a small price […]

I Client, You BDA

Totally in love with this hysterical post, I Client, by Creative Beef. All BDA’s might think their clients are douche bags, but guess what, us Clients think all you agency people are absolute morons. Just a few of my favorite bullet points from the article:  – “I love when you come to meetings in t-shirts […]

Happy Father's Day

Once again, Ads of the World delivers the perfect Father’s Day message through this Durex Ad. Happy Dad’s Day… cause any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

Engagement Media

Engagement. I used to think the word was cool. Now I’m just sick of it. Guess what? It’s a glorified term for branding that marketers came up with to get buy off on some of the new, “test” items presented to BDC’s. And hey, just like branding, it’s bullsh*t. Why in the world would we […]

Perception

Saw these ads from HSBC in the airport and love them. You can never have too many reminders that reality equals each individual’s perception. Check out the rest of the ads at Your Point of View

How Many Brands Do You See?

Ninety brands later, thanks to Noah Brier’s Brand Tag Project and a cool idea from Dear Jane Sample, I too have created a Brand Profile. Jane Sample also started compiling every one’s Brand Timelines. See all the same, new and International brands others are using. So far, this Brand Day by Riot Girl is my […]

Brand Loyalty = Bullsh*t

Dear Client, That thing about altering a person’s brand loyalty is bullshit. That’s right, I said it. Sorry to crush all your hopes. If the BDA’s tell you otherwise, they’re LYING to you.For the majority of products, especially those only thought about on a semi-regular basis- i.e. travel, paint, etc.- brand loyalty can be thrown […]

The Web Steaker

This guy will streak across the website of your choice. The upside? He’s cute and pink; unlike most streakers out there. Not quite sure what it has to do with Vodafone though… kinda like Office Max’s “Elf Yourself viral campaign. I think Colle McVoy did a much better job of aligning Atmosphere with a viral […]

Criss Angel, How I Love Thee – NOT!

Oh, how I wish I could do this in real life. But, alas I think I’d get in trouble, so this Beating Card from Faber vs. Pulver will have to do.

Brand Loyalty

Setting: Bar Me: Do you have Bud Select? Bartender: No, how about Michelob? Me: Uk, Ok. [Camera pans to Bud Light] Me: You have Bud Light?! Why didn’t you say so? Bartender: [utterly confused] ummm, I thought you said Bud Select. Bud Light is nothing like Bud Select. Guy with Me: It’s all about BRAND […]

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