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I’m not a fan of the first two weeks of December. To say they are rough would be an understatement. Every year, I work at. I think, I hope and convince myself it will be different, but not yet. December 9 marks five years. I can’t believe it’s been that long. I certainly can’t imagine what life […]
The head and heart are funny things. I don’t know about yours, but mine are constantly doing battle… on EVERYTHING: – Career. Head vs. Heart are fairly even on this one. Although, currently my Head is winning and I’m not happy about it. Not one bit. – Where to live. Heart usually controls this decision. […]
These are things we all know but hate admitting. I suppose you can call them “Confessions of a Single Chick” You always want what you can’t have. When you get it, well… The chase is more exhilarating than the catch. Some catches are fun in their own right, but this point ties back to #1. There’s a […]
There’s a lot of things I don’t get. I’ve even written about some of the things here and here. And, while I don’t “get” those things, on some level I can understand them. But, there’s one thing that I’m having a really difficult time understanding. Maybe it’s because I’ve never been in that situation. Maybe […]
A Smart Girl listens, but never believes, kisses but never loves, and leaves before she is left. I’m sorry to all those who have been affected by this mantra. It’s quite the downfall, but it sure as hell keeps the broken hearts away… or at least it’s supposed to.
I spent about 48 hours in Minnesota this past week. Don’t ask why Anyway, you gotta learn something right? Minneapolis is a real city with big buildings and everything. I don’t know why I was imaging something different, but I was. It’s actually pretty cool. Apparently, there’s a super cool sculpture garden. Unfortunately, shopping at […]
As of late. We all know I’m insanely fickle Vick’s Vapor Rub. I started using it because I couldn’t stop coughing. Not only did it stop the cough, but it made my feet and legs super soft. And it tingles. Suffice it to say, it now has a permanent place in my medicine cabinet. Facebook. […]
Here’s a few things that would happen in my Fantasy World: – Criss Angel would be fired / removed from the script. He’d also have to pay his half of the contract plus all the money lost becasue of his screwups. Or, maybe he could tragically die during one of his tricks. You know, like actually […]
In my “I really need to sleep, but feel too sick to do so” state, I came to a realization… there’s a huge difference between great sex and great orgasms. You can have great sex with a lot of people. In fact, you can have a so-so orgasm and still have great sex. But, you can’t […]
Just a few more things I don’t get: Why would you lay off staff members 4-5 days before your biggest event of the ENTIRE year?! Wait, I take that back. The damn event has supposedly been 10 years in the making. The event has already received crap reviews. “All” eyes are going to be on […]