Addicted

Good to know my caffeine addiction is still in the safe zone. I think I’ll start up’ing my intake of coffee. Why be in the “moderate” zone when I could be having “delusions of Godhood”? The site even lets you send cute awards like the one below to other bloggers:

Liar, Liar Pants on Fire

Actually, I think writing about how much BDA’s SUCK will make me feel better. Just a few of the complete and total lies I heard this week AND caught them in: Lie: Files were delivered to printer on time, at 3:00 PM. Reality: HELLO dumbass. You forwarded me the email saying they were delivered at […]

Blah

I’m cranky, pissed off and have nothing to say. The fact that I have nothing to say nor do I feel like writing about “managing expectations” or the latest, absolutely MORONIC thing the BDA “delivered” is pissing me off even more. Not even this is making laugh… and it always does. Damn it.

I Client, You BDA

Totally in love with this hysterical post, I Client, by Creative Beef. All BDA’s might think their clients are douche bags, but guess what, us Clients think all you agency people are absolute morons. Just a few of my favorite bullet points from the article:  – “I love when you come to meetings in t-shirts […]

Completely Pissed Off

I am currently ROYALLY pissed off and completely befuddled by a few things: People’s COMPLETE inability to use spell check. Honestly, how hard is it to click one button? You don’t even have to know how to spell a damn thing. Any computer program has a function that does it for you! Why would you […]

A Thousand Memories

It’s funny how things transform as you grow older. You realize that memories aren’t reality, but perceptions from how you saw something; not how it actually is. It’s a little sad, but makes letting go a whole lot easier. The hallway isn’t so long and scary anymore. The beach where you made out no longer […]

The First or The Best?

I love winning and I love being first. In fact, that mindset often gets me into trouble or at the very least, interesting situations, both work and personal. But, swimming reminds me that it’s not always about winning or being first. It’s about being the BEST. If you’re the best, chances are you’re winning anyways.

Frustrations of the Week

A few things I just don’t get about Sales Professionals / people trying to pitch us / people who have a promotional idea: Sales Professionals who come to a meeting 100% unprepared. Hell, some of them don’t even bring a deck to pretend they’re prepared. Even more developers don’t bring a demo of their product. […]

Happy Father's Day

Once again, Ads of the World delivers the perfect Father’s Day message through this Durex Ad. Happy Dad’s Day… cause any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

Butterflies

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. Butterflies. They’re a strange thing. You can’t find them; they usually find you. Still, I try to look for butterflies in everything I do. Maybe that’s why I make everything so difficult, but hey, it […]

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