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Allow me to, once again, be boogled…Scenerio: Press Release, etc. is scheduled for 5:35 am the next day… Logo is revoked at 6:30 pm night before. It is decided we will go out tomorrow with NO visual. Are you f’ing kidding me?!? 5:35 am press release. Seriously?! Who chose that time. Again, what the f*ck? […]
More things my tiny brain just can’t comprehend: How can you be gainfully employed as a “Copywriter” and SUCK at writing copy, let alone proof reading and using spell check?? Our front line slot staff writes better copy than some of the copywriters I know. It’s a sad day when you write the advertising copy […]
I’ll never choose a college based on a boy/girl I’ll never stay in an abusive relationship I’ll never be “that girl” that got raped I’ll never move to a city because of a boy/girl I’ll never have an affair I’ll never be “the other woman” I’ll never have a one night stand I’ll never drive […]
But, no matter how far you go, you can never shake the sand from your flip-flops or the ocean from your soul…
Things that confuse me: 1. Why people don’t ask for original files. It’s not a new concept. 2. How you can work in the biz for 2+ years and not ask for complete, original files. 3. How you can call yourself a production artist and not know how to convert eps files to psd files. […]
Things that are mind boggling to me: 1. People who don’t fully read an email before replying with a stupid/already answered question 2. People who can’t think outside the box. Even a teenie tiny bit 3. Newbies who don’t want to please the client
Good question… Do you think it’s accurate? What’s your drink of choice? If I had to choose from the list… Screwdriver: Does the thought of orange juice and vodka make you salivate? “Screwdrivers are hardly ever ordered,” said Jacobson. “People who get these drinks are typically original thinkers,” he said. Every now and then a […]
Can you ever really forget your first kiss? Remember the first boy you said you were going to marry? Mine was David. We met in preschool and I knew with absolute certainty that we were getting married. Truth of the matter? I don’t think we ever even kissed. What if you had a chance to […]
“One day… and this day may never come… you’ll know what you want.” How can people you’ve known for all of three days pinpoint you so well? Damn it. PS- don’t ever ask me to choose between chocolate and vanilla ice cream.
I’m taking a stab at this blogging thing for the first time. That’s right, I’m a virgin blogger. Haven’t quite figured out what I’m gonna write about, but sometimes you gotta take the leap and build your wings on the way down, right? Until next time, ex oh ex oh